You know that little “Do not disturb” sign that hangs on the doorknob of your hotel room? Sometimes it is a large, plastic sign that hangs directly from the knob while, other times, it is a little shard that is inserted directly into the card-keyhole.
Well, what follows is a list of things that little sign keeps from disturbing you whenever you’re staying at a home-away-from-home, from four-star hotels to awful, white-trash infested roadstop bordellos. Any of the people or things mentioned on this list might normally disturb your slumber, study time, or quality time with your adult imagination but, thanks to that nice invention of modern plastic technology, they are somehow rendered temporarily powerless, much like Superman when he stepped into that special chamber that took away all of his powers until he was tired of getting laid with that reporter lady and wanted to go back to being, well, Superman.
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Noel :: Apr.17.2008 ::
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